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/ The lovely woman-child Kaa was         \
| mercilessly chained to the cruel post  |
| of the warrior-chief Beast, with his   |
| barbarian tribe now stacking wood at   |
| her nubile feet, when the strong clear |
| voice of the poetic and heroic         |
| Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic,     |
| crisp that chick, and you'll feel my   |
| steel through your last meal!' --      |
| Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton   |
\ bad fiction contest.                   /
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