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/ Q: How many Californians does it take   \
| to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One  |
| to screw in the light bulb and four to  |
| share the experience. (Actually,        |
| Californians don't screw in light       |
| bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How  |
| many Oregonians does it take to screw   |
| in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw |
| in the light bulb and two to fend off   |
| all those Californians trying to share  |
\ the experience.                         /
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