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/ Q: How many journalists does it take to \
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| report it as an inspired government     |
| program to bring light to the people,   |
| one to report it as a diabolical        |
| government plot to deprive the poor of  |
| darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer     |
| prize for reporting that Electric       |
| Company hired a light bulb-assassin to  |
\ break the bulb in the first place.      /
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